okay but like could you imagine all the muggle born students coming back to hogwarts after summer break and catching up on what movies they saw, what they thought of season finales, what concerts they went to and off to the side the wizard raised kids are staring at them in confusion and suddenly one of them just whispers
"what the fuck is a nickelback"
- 2 headphones: you can't talk to me
- 1 headphone: you can't talk to me
- no headphones: you still can't talk to me
MAYBE if u didn’t want ur son to EAT poeple u shouldnt have named him something that rhymes with cannibal u should have name him hegetarian or something
are those pants made by karl marx? because dat ass is causing an uprising in my lower class.