Scared and just a little bit turned on....


when will my reflection show who i am inside




Neptune taken by NASA

who THE FUCK let NASA take Neptune

release neptune

Free Neptune 2014


okay but like could you imagine all the muggle born students coming back to hogwarts after summer break and catching up on what movies they saw, what they thought of season finales, what concerts they went to and off to the side the wizard raised kids are staring at them in confusion and suddenly one of them just whispers

"what the fuck is a nickelback"

(via very-best-text-posts)

  • 2 headphones: you can't talk to me
  • 1 headphone: you can't talk to me
  • no headphones: you still can't talk to me




A quick look at British and American spelling

American english is like real english but badly spelled…

At least our words are spelled more similarly to how they’re pronounced. Tell me how the “gh” in “draught” sounds like an “f” and yet the “gh” in “plough” sounds like a “w”

All English is weird. Rough still has the “f” sound. The best thing English has done is remove gender from everyday objects. The water isn’t masculine or feminine it’s goddamn water.


MAYBE if u didn’t want ur son to EAT poeple u shouldnt have named him something that rhymes with cannibal u should have name him hegetarian or something

(via carry-on-my-wayward-butt)


are those pants made by karl marx? because dat ass is causing an uprising in my lower class.

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how to write poetry like a white person

  • cigarettes
  • the taste of you
  • drowning
  • save me
  • no wait save yourself
  • cigarettes
  • !!

make sure to left align and god forbid touch a capital letter

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