30 7 / 2014

30 7 / 2014

30 7 / 2014

zac-afron:

maingrl:

never trust a person that screenshots everything

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(Source: eeyorefanblog, via pardcoreharkour)

30 7 / 2014

twcno:

futurebatgirl:

patrexes:

4sensesplusascarf:

Whenever I hear people say that classical music is boring I just want to remind them that Tchaikovsky’s 1812 Overture called for a cannon to be fired a total of 16 times.

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remove cattle from stage

that’s not even the best partimagekey terms include:

  • balance your chair on two legs”
  • "continue swimming motion"
  • "insert peanuts"
  • "play ball!"
  • "release the penguins"
  • "gradually become agitated"
  • "light explosives now….. and…..   ….. now."

(via whoslocking-theimpala)

30 7 / 2014

phoenixfire-thewizardgoddess:

phoenixfire-thewizardgoddess:

internetmessiah:

I’ve decided I want to be cremated. Not when I die, just whenever. Surprise me.

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If you insist…

Surprise 

Bitch

Bet

You

Thought 

You’d

Seen

The

Last

Of

Me

30 7 / 2014

There are five sides to Tumblr

  • 1: Pictures of Starbucks and girls who have dip-dyed hair
  • 2: People crying over fictional gay couples
  • 3: genuinely fucked up people looking for support and a place they don't have to hide. An escape.
  • 4: porn.
  • 5: BANDSBANDSBANDSBANDSBANDS

30 7 / 2014

geoffrox:

Imagine if the series had ended right after this moment.

(Source: gusfrngs, via carry-on-my-wayward-assbuttt)

29 7 / 2014

29 7 / 2014

emmiebar5:

i’m sorry, but this tweet is the best

emmiebar5:

i’m sorry, but this tweet is the best

(via releasemyeffinflamingos)

29 7 / 2014

tyleroakley:

sluttytroye:

this sounds especially wrong when you don’t know what he’s talking about

TAKEN OUT OF CONTEXT

(Source: twinkbottomsivan, via iwillseduceyouwithawkwardness)

29 7 / 2014

So, the other week I was watching Supernatural with a friend. He doesn’t really watch the show but he has some idea of what it is about. We were watching The French Mistake, and I was trying to explain to him a bit about who Balthazar was when this scene came on.

All he said was:

"So basically he’s kinda like the Gordon Ramsay of Supernatural."

(Source: lovemytv, via consulting-timelady)

29 7 / 2014

postmodernismruinedme:

shitgordonramsaysays:

middle1:

Chef Ramsay tracks down every idiot who’s ever made a woman-belong-in- the-kitchen “joke” and forces them to explain why it’s funny while he’s shouting at them

I have a deep need for this.

The thing is, he would probably do this.

(via avengersassemble-inmypants)

29 7 / 2014

weteevee:

I don’t friend zone people, I relationship zone them. You wanna be my friend? Too bad, we’re dating.

(Source: flygoing, via iwillseduceyouwithawkwardness)

29 7 / 2014

29 7 / 2014

prosetitute:

I’M DYING

(Source: epic-vines, via fake-mermaid)